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Three months after your wife gives birth and begins to loose that baby belly she goes out and buys a new dress. When she asks you how she looks your response is " you lost some of that baby belly but your not ready for that dress yet! " immediately you realize that you will be living a life of celibacy for the next three months.
Brian's old lady bought a new dress the other day and he pulled a hornbeek when she asked him how it looked. Looks like he will be waxing his own pole for the next couple months , poor bastard.
by Slump Daddy January 23, 2014
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