The rant and raves performed by a woman on a national TV show who has tested multiple partners to see who her babies father is to no avail.
Monica was on Maury Povich show hormoning because she thought she guessed right on who the father of her baby was after testing 10 guys.
by Graywolf181961 October 5, 2012
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A Lady chasm of hormones, located almost exclusively on female ladies.

Chufty. Vagina. Twat. Fuf. Minge. Grot hole. Foo-foo.
Today is a bad day. Emily has made all her decisions using her hormone hole.
by Awesome McCool 79 May 6, 2016
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when humans are able to tell what hormones someone is transmitting through interaction.
The hormone id system had the political aide thinking everyone wanted to shake his hand.
by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018
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damn ruby just walked by and i smelled the watermelon hormone she's full and so sweet!

I just wanna knock on her melons to get a little bit of that melon hormone from that snarky bitch!
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A fun game best played on hormonal teenagers or pregnant women. The basic gameplay is to insult someone whilst hormonal and then try either to resolve the situation or make it as humerous as possible. Best played on {emos} {goths} or other depressive denominations/cults.
A Normal Game Of Hormonal Rodeo

Player 1: Oh, hey Debbie, how're you?
Mark: Oh hey Steve, I'm not feeling to well, I'm on my period and Bobby Bryar quit MCR!
Player 1: (Finds his oppurtunity) Did you know you look really quite fat in that dress? Oh yeah, you should totally eat less. And that dress is really ugly. And I saw those cuts on your arm, real pathetic.

Mark: Why would you SAY such a thing?
Player 1: Nothing, I was just commenting on the scenery....
by TheMindFuckKid April 7, 2010
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The guilt you feel after ejaculation if you let your hormones take over your rationalization skills and you become really dirty-minded towards someone else in which there's something to regret afterwards.
Jamal: Dude I sent nudes to Jessica and I felt scared later
Mike: Sounds to me like hormonal backfire
by KoolDashKid November 25, 2017
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A hormone is the sound a working girl makes when she's getting her cookies (orgasm from a man.)
You should have heard that hormone when I gave her an orgasm.
If you guys want to hear a hormone,find her clit, or her g-spot.
I could hear a hormone, when I walked in on my sister and her boyfriend.
My neighbor must be a great lover, I can tell from the hormone.
by Lostboy813 October 8, 2022
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