horace mann

the place all of the riverdale and fieldston kids tried to get into but got rejected from. Also, the clock tower kicks ass

I tried to get into horace mann but I did not get in; my parents don't love me.

by hm student April 28, 2005

horace mann

v- the act of getting a hamster inserted into youre anus and then farting it out

you got a horace mann last night?

by hamster lover 913 February 15, 2005

Horace Mann

A retarded school that, for some reason, has a fucking clocktower.

Horace Mann is not cool.

by magic mule February 25, 2005

horace mann

The Fucking Raddest school ever, and dont be a hater cuz your pissed that you got rejected BITCHES. go lions.
-DJA

Horace Mann is better than you.

by Danny Aron April 29, 2005

horace mann

One of the three independent hill schools, the others being fieldston and riverdale. Horace Mann is the school where you go when your a fricken genius with absolutely no life and think that knowing everything will actually get you somewhere in life. I wonder why people who go to Horace Mann are called "Ho Men", could it be because of the famed Swiffer Mop girl incident? I bet. The sports at Horace Mann are not the best but they are certainly better than Riverdale's. The majority of the students at Ho-Mann are either white or asian, good luck finding something else.

I go to Horace Mann, therefore I actually know Pi to a thousand places, and I jerk off to the swiffer video.

by fieldstoner January 20, 2008

horace lai

Dumb, incoherent, babbling fool

Damn, that Horace just stabbed himself again!

by Tim May 17, 2004

Horace Morrisoning

the act of butt chugging white wine whilst masturbating with tears made from your butt.

I'm going straight home after work for some Horace Morrisoning

by Ufermusic April 15, 2019