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a whore/muffin/alchoholic drink/the reefer

bacically anything...especially megan. ZEH HOOCH
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH MUFFIN!!

ZEH HOOCH MUFFINS ARE ATTACKING!!

hey...hand me one of those sweet looking hooch muffins

you are such a hooch muffin.

li3k hoooch. ow3ned
by MELLY March 09, 2004

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