Hong

A beatiful example of a person. An artistic genius unlike any other. Has many friends and is occosianly a weirdo. People with First/Last names like Hong are the most beautiful people you'll ever meet. They are so hot and enjoy guys.

Oompa Loompa lookin: Loook it's Hong!!!! She's so hot!! 😍😍

by Hangmanhole April 22, 2017

hong an

Best friend you can ever get. very reliable and friendly, only thing is not enough money.

omg hong an is such a good friend

by jeff boi October 28, 2020

Hong

Hong is a racist reference to Asian people - Gerry Joseph Downing (serial melt)

Hong Hong to hell with you

by A. Nonce July 31, 2018

hong

to have sexual relations, ranging from simple fondling to full on intercourse with a woman, while she is puking from drinking exorbitant amounts of alcohol.

1) Dude, last night a woman get honged behind a dumpster!
2) Man, Pat honged a bitch last night!

by mr.yamamoto July 29, 2010

Hongs

An extreme and devastating hunger which defies reason and logic. Will often lead to restlessness, anger and the unstoppable devouring of any foodstuffs available (with the exception of hot dogs, cole slaw, certain types of beans, etc.) Victims of extreme hongies include myself. May lead to extreme beverly consumption.

Piss my goat shit, I am super hongs right now. That goatmeal just did not cut it. I mean, real hongs, real hongs, Hongies Jackson.

by Nathan Urcheck III August 4, 2010

Hong

A sexy beast, maybe seen as a slut, but very good at fucking. She knows what she wants.

You're such a hong!

by heypoppet April 11, 2009

Hong

(verb, adj.)

Verb: The act of stealing one's fruit, vegetables, or other plant life.

Adj: Performing badly at a given action.

"I was growing some carrots and I got HONGED!"
or
"That guy is totally HONGING it!" (When describing someone eating a cake)

by Novalidname July 11, 2008