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A devout worshipper of all things related to the cult dedicated to the beloved John Homsey influenced deeply by the morals of Marshall Mathers, otherwise known as Eminem.
1. Oh why hello there Homseysapian, where's my snare?

2. Ryan L, bend over!
by tsacks and faya December 03, 2008

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