Homoking

The evolution after the Pokemon Slaking.

Generally misused as an insult even though Homoking has never done anything wrong to society. Homoking is innocent.

The image to display Homoking is two Slakings 69ing.

Slaking can only evolve to Homoking when it finds another Slaking of the same gender to 69 with.

Homoking by PamsD December 11, 2012

hooking the g 

Massaging/fingering the "g spot".

"Go suck up to Gronk, I'll be here hooking the g to Julian Edelmann." -- Lois Griffin to Peter Griffin

hooking the g by Sampacifica January 15, 2017

Hooking the Green 

A driving term for when someone wishing to turn left at an intersection quickly pulls through as soon as the light turns green, not allowing oncoming traffic going straight to clear first. This violates the right of way, is illegal and dangerous.

Sometimes it is used with the logic that it's better than you waiting for a whole line of cars to clear and potentially missing the light. Sometimes it is used because you're a douche.

The term is derived from golf; because a hook (as opposed to a slice) is when the ball takes a sudden undesirable left turn at the green.

I don't know, officer. I knew I had the right of way so I just went straight and t-boned the guy. I think he was Hooking the Green. When is that ambulance going to get here?

Hooking the Green by theWAREHOUSE May 6, 2010

Homokinesis 

Similar to telekinesis, but applicable only to homosexuals, homokinesis is the ability to move gay people with one's mind. This is frequently a super power used by homosexual superheroes to improve their dating life.

George: "I have the power of homokinesis. I can move gay people with my mind."
Nadia: "Where do you move them to?"
George: "Any position I like..."

Homokinesis by Yorgiopolis November 5, 2008

hooking up 

Based on the age range and context this term is put in, it can mean a number of different things

1) Middle school age- kissing or making out at most (unless for those few mature sluts who make make it farther)

2) High School- Generally having sex. For most freshman and some sophomores, this means kissing or making out, unless they make it farther which can be common

3) Young adults- sex.

4) Older adults, like parents- Being really nicely helped out

1)John and Lilly are hooking up at the school dance tonight!
2) I hooked up with the quarterback, his d is tiny
3) I think I might've hooked up with Jerry when I was drunk.....
4) Wow!! Bobby really is hooking me up with those concert tickets!

hooking up by thottyhoe March 12, 2015

hooking up 

An incredibly ambiguous phrase that drives me absolutely insane when people use it.

John hooked up with Mary. (so what did they actually do? Did they meet at the park? Did they talk? or did they duke like viagra-injected rabbits? who knows...)

hooking up by thedon November 17, 2004

hooking 

to turn a trick (sell body for money)
the task that a hook(er) performs.

i heard your mom's been hooking to put you through school.

hooking by e-fu December 19, 2003