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homocorn 

the lonely homocorn was pretty sad, he admired the non-homocorns at a distance.
you nasty little homocorn c;
Used in lieu of homeboy or homegirl. The origin of this word is hotly contested. Some say it got started when a girl was using T9 while texting homeboy to a friend, and in turn texted homecow.
SUP HOMECOW!
homecow by tactless fist December 9, 2008
A homocone is when two males stand naked, parallel, directly facing each other and light a cone. Once lit, the two males proceed to then lightly hold on to the opposing males penis whilst ripping their respective cones. Whoever is last to clear, has to then caress the other males penis until ejaculation.
Damn! The embarrassment on Leo’s face when he lost a Homocone to Chris.
Homocone by fredrick2000 May 23, 2021
An abbreviation of homoconservative; someone who identifies as conservative/Right Wing, who also identifies as LGBT/queer. The conservativism in question can be political, cultural, or economic.
"Homocons like the Log Cabin Republicans compromise the queer battle to deconstruct hegemonic discourses of heteronormativity"
homocon by Leon... September 17, 2007

homoconfirmation 

The term used to describe someone who has just been confirmed as a homosexual, having been under homosuspicion previously.
After Bob was caught giving Ray a blowjob, his status was changed from homosuspicion to homoconfirmation.

Homocognoculus 

The hormone the pituitary gland releases when the eyes detect a physically attractive male.

This neurotransmitter can only be inherited from the Y chromosome, and therefore can not be present in females.

Homocognoculus remains in the bloodstream until metabolized by the muscular system.

Homocognoculus in conjunction with testosterone create a potentially fatal toxin in the blood if not metabolized or introduced to endorphins.

Endorphins neutralize the effects of homocognoculus.

Around 25% of all males experience occasional rushes of homocognoculus.
"His homocognoculus levels were well above average when he stepped into the locker room."
Homocognoculus by hemlock1214 October 6, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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