Homoat 

A moat or barrier, albeit real or metaphorical, constructed to protect oneself from advancing same sex suitors, or friends that are being gay.

Bro 1:Dude... what was up with that one guy in there?

Bro 2: I know man, I had to put up a homoat just to get him away from me.

Homoat by The Daley Lama November 5, 2009

HOMATER 

HOMATER:- Is a bisexual teacher who enjoys caning young boys on their naiked bottoms, and, watch them in their communal shower after sport day - he just "janners" for it.

You'd better get that homework done, or, the geography teacher will get you into his room on the 9th floor and cane your naiked bottom at 1630 hrs when the boarders are having tea - he is a HOMATER!

HOMATER by 1STFABARM April 23, 2019

homotextual 

An ostenibly straight male that if observed solely by his electronically transmitted written word could be taken as gay.

Common in pvp video games and on the chat forums surrounding such games, the homotextual will claim to be straight and love women and women's bodies, but his every digital utterance is laced with aggressive homosexual inference.

Typically a psychological side effect of mommy not holding them as children and daddy thinking them weak for crying when they fell off their bike, these individuals spend the majority of their time attempting to assert dominance over the other males in a pack-like mode, via the only medium common to males between puberty and death, aggressive and overt sexual advance.

Tyranny Tard: lol i just fukken RAPED that guy. I totally fucked him in the ass. I was like, so you think yer hot shit, well let's duel and he totally sucked dick. I mean my cock was in his lungs i face-owned him so hard.

Cimmeria Player: So....you like the boys then?

Tyranny Tard: Fuck you, asshole! I'm a reaL MAN! I get more pussy in a week than you'll see your whole life, fucking RP homo! Come suck my dick little rp faggot, let me fuck you in the ear!

Cimmeria Player:...So...you like the boys then?

Tyranny Tard: No, son! I ain't queer like u.

Cimmeria Player: ...ah.

Tyranny Tard: What?

Cimmeria Player: You are a homotextual. But it's cool, I don't judge.

homotextual by Letsbreakit August 4, 2009

homoantiqophobe 

These guys are homophobic and are also terrified of antique shops. They are extremely concerned about being perceived as gay and they try to cover it up by standing with their arms crossed looking into space. Sometimes they whistle. If there are other homoantiqophobes in the store, they stand and talk about useless sports scores. It is fun to try to talk about antiques with them. They usually have NRA or NFL jerseys and caps on.

"Get a load of the homoantiqophobes over there. Watch this: "Hey, handsome, check out these lovely teacups and saucers." "Hey, I'm not gay. Okay?" Man, these guys must LOVE victoria's secret.

homoantiqophobe by running out of patience April 19, 2008

Homothon 

A homothon is a term which can be used to identify an individual who is of equal caliber to an entire marathon of homosexuals.

Man that guy is a homothon.

Homothon by Todd Parker April 24, 2008

homothizer 

A person that agrees with, condones or sympathizes with
homosexually or life styles that promote sex between people of the same gender.

I am not a homosexual but, I do agree with and support homothizers.

homothizer by Ron F. C. December 17, 2005

Homost 

One who is emerging from the closet, but is unsure of his/her self because of others reactions.

Ryan Seacrest is such a flaming homost.

Homost by Teh_Stoney January 14, 2008