Homer Simpson

The most popular dad on tv(probably cuz he strangles his kids)

D'oh, said Homer Simpson

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog October 27, 2020

homer simpson

The model of every father in the world. Possibly the greatest father in history.

Lisa, just because I don't care dosen't mean I don't understand.

by bigtones September 11, 2004

The pioneer of spontaneous and stupid humor, known for such amazing buisnesses as Mr. Plow and CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet. Worshiped by many and responsible for happiness the world over.

by Bo Diddly August 28, 2004

mmmmmm... forbidden dohnuts

I am evil homer, I am evil homer

none needed

by jake November 13, 2003

When you double handed choke a girl while having sex in missionary so it resembles homer strangling bart

Last night got naughty, I gave her the homer Simpson while I ploughed through her in the hotel bed.

by The ibiza choker September 28, 2019