One of the more interesting species in the human race. The homeonegus is a black male who tends to associate with only its own kind. They walk the streets late at night where they are naturally camouflaged with the darkness of the night. The homeonegus squints its eyes and keep its enlarged lips closed so its teeth will remain hidden so the only white parts of them will not give away their location.
Many of the homeonegus will have there teeth replaced with gold to further enhance there night camouflage.
The homeonegus is also a very fast species reaching speeds up to 22mph.
Lock the door Vince you know those homeonegus will try to get in here as soon as you turn the lights off.
by ML Coon September 14, 2010
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