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hoebag hoedown 

when you and your friends create a party solely to get your cocks sucked by inviting every filthy skank you know.
yo denis did you call that chickenhead courtney to the hoebag hoedown, heard she's a layup. Yea Dave, I even asked rachael. Wait till this knob groupie gets a hold of you. She can suck a fart out of your penis hole. Its gonna be a fuckin bad ass blow bash.
hoebag hoedown by grande galo claro September 2, 2010
the words homo, hobo, and dirtbag/douchebag combined into one snazzy word
that kids such a hombag!

whatta hombag, they should just go home

i like hombags...
hombag by salty11 January 19, 2011
A certain woman in her middle 40's
Single
Has a child (to use as a weapon)
No friends
Selfish
Crazy
Whore
Drunk
Sandra LaRoque is such a hosebag!!!!!

Hoebagel 

a hoe/slut/whore/hooker whos legs are constantly spread open all the time that theres an ever present hole, like there is in a bagel.
Man look at that girl she is such a hoebagel, sleeping with all those men. It's like her legs are never closed
Hoebagel by Always Laughing January 1, 2011

homepage 

It is the white persons way of making fun a black persons ebonics or slang, but this has an actual intelligent meaning behind it and isnt just broken english
whats up homepage?
hows is going homepage?
homepage by T-bones1 January 4, 2008
An extremely trashy woman. Generally described by each of the following:
Chain Smoker
+50
Unemployed
Dresses like a skank
Addicted to crack
Look! It's a drunken hosebag!
hosebag by Scott April 3, 2003