Lord Hazelmere unleashed a fountain of hot spaff all over the marble floor. He hauled himself back into his trousers and left the room. From the shadows, his man-servant emerged with a Tupperware box and scooped up the holy juice for safe keeping.
‘’That’s some good keeps’’ he chuckled.
‘’That’s some good keeps’’ he chuckled.
by Herbert Schweffe August 14, 2018
Someone goes to type "holy crap" but ends up typing "holy carp" instead, resulting in mental images of a carp who has been blessed by the Lord Almighty.
by ChubbyD February 15, 2010
English equivalent to the Italian "porco dio". Since the literal translation to "pig god" doesn't seem to touch anyone's heart in English, the holiness is retained and united with "cunt" to complete the recipe. Still effective to this day.
by John Qwerty March 12, 2014
Guy: "I survived a plain crash with 25 broken bones and a fractured skull."
Old lady: "Holy Tilapia"
Old lady: "Holy Tilapia"
by HowDoYouSpellComputer December 30, 2022
A collection of the most important teachings known to man. Based on the teachings of the creator goomy.
by Hella_non_conformist_bitch November 10, 2013
A variant of the popular explicative, holy shit. Most commonly used in the Britain, Ireland and Scotland.
by LedSledJoe April 9, 2016
by Cancella_ October 7, 2010