A saying that a redneck would say if the saw something that literally scare the shit outta them
Holy dugger dick monkey, those damn possum with their nasty red just scare the shit outta me.
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A holy Phoenix is where you light your pubic hair on fire and run around screaming it will be reborn. It will rise from The ashes.
Dan has been walking weird ever since the new catholic priest said to do a Holy Phoenix instead of a Hail Mary the other day at his confession.
by PopePhoenixIII May 12, 2023
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when your friend does something cool/weird as shit
Friend 1: I drank like 7 liters of vodka and wine
Friend 2: HOLY FUCKING BALLS DUDE ARE YOU OK????
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Holy milk is the milk you use to make yaself nica.
Person 1: You know what's long and black?😏
Person 2: Boy you need some holy milk
by Gdyshd February 23, 2016
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another way to say Christmas.

A very merry way to speak like Dane Cook,

without using his direct words.

on accout of, he hasnt said this directly.
but its so like him he might as well of said it.
Guy 1: Bro, what do u want for Holy Christ Day??
Guy 2: A pimpcup and some Christ Chex.
Guy 1: I can do that.
Guy 2: I wanna open up the box and it to say AAAMEENNNN.
Guy 1: Dane Cook?
Guy 2: Inderectly.
Guy 1: oh, so is Holy Christ Day.
Guy 2: Ahh, i see.
by stripes is not my name September 24, 2009
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Phrase often used to convey surprise and/or astonishment; to be used in place of swearing.
"Holy macaroni!" Jake screamed.
"It's just a beaver Jake," said Abby.
by :Danimal November 13, 2022
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Bearded

bikers munching sliders look to the past for better riders stars and stripes

and girls in stetsons cows in buns and boys in westerns rock then roll for big check paydays mountain ranges

ten lane freeways this

Chilsing

land is our land but once was their land the untamed food of

gold rush miners the beef, the fries the roadside diners, oh say can you see from the nation of night its gift to the world the burger is might! look to the past for better riders stars and stripes and girls in stetsons cows in

and boys in westerns rock then roll for big check paydays mountain ranges ten lane freeways this land is our land but once was their
holy peepee poopoo check
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