holy pantrs

noun - A pair of pants that pertects the wearer(s) from magic, instint death, claims, and telemarketers. Defense against other things are only slightly better than normal pants.

Jarred: I killed Sean!(claim)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I shot Sean in the head!(instint kill)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I cast a giant fireball on Sean!(magic)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I told some guys to sell stuff to Sean over the phone!(telemarketers)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I slapped Sean!(other things)
Sean: Oh crap that hurt!

by Can Not March 14, 2005