A balding loser who dates little girls and narcs on his fellow man.
Hey who snitched on us? Oh, it was that guy HOLTZ. That guy is a bitch ass pussy.
by Supertrooper1 April 26, 2019
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radio-friendly term for the schlong, coined by the sports junkies.
Ever since I waxed my lou holtz, it looks like a Sifl & Olly outtake.
by tha jizzle June 12, 2004
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A complete babe who is amazing at hockey and when ppl walk past they say "damn who's that fine woman"
by coolio person December 20, 2016
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no gender, only swag
"Soul Holtz? They're an idiot." -ninety percent of the kids at WMS
by SpookySnack February 26, 2022
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1.) When reading chicken scratch, most of the words appear to be written as "holtz bam."

2.) Also, the worst thing one can ever do.
A list created by your boss, as it appears to you:

1. batting cages
2. manager's box
3. back door
4. scag
4. holtz bam
by speedwalker July 22, 2009
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