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holly peers 

A sport woman so hot and sexy, that your cock will erect without a doubt. British, smocking hot person
That chick is a fine ass lady.
- yes, a holly peers
The single most bad ass pit of unknown location. Few know the area of said "HOLLY PIT" which is always spelt in all capitalized letters simply because the hardcoreness of the people and trucks in it. A distinct group of people are aloud to enter the pit. Any trespassers will be violated sexually by several large men. Truck you. Truck yeah.
"Hey can I come out to holly pit"
"Since you didn't used capitalized letters I am obligated to kill your family" *family gets killed*
HOLLY PIT by doctordodge December 14, 2013

Holly Palmer 

"She didn't kiss me under the mistletoe, but she gave me a holly palmer"

Holly Paragraph

An incredibly long and emotionally loaded block of text, usually found in messages with a member of opposite gender, after an unprecedented altercation.
message: “ I’m sorry for a lot of things, and this wouldn’t have been one of them if we were able to work something out. The truth is, isaak, I don’t rly know firas. I know you, though. and we have so many things in common but like I said we’re busy all the time and it is so hard to find a time that works for us to hang out. im a people pleaser. You know that. ofc I would feel bad if I rejected firas but now I realize I should’ve but I js don’t know how to tell him bc now he thinks I like him when I don’t. It also doesn’t help that everyone is taking abt it. But tbh, I wouldn’t be mad if I stopped taking to him bc I don’t know him. I js have to tell him I don’t like him. That’s the issue. Also this only started 2 days ago so it wouldn’t be that bad if I backed out. But I still need to apologize bc I know you’re probably mad. So I’m sorry. I’m sorry about this, I’m sorry about not talking to you, I’m sorry I’m busy, I’m sorry I’m shy, I’m sorry I have no conversation skills, im sorry you found out abt this the way you did, and I’m sorry for not spending more time with you. I regret everything.

Response: “Holly paragraph”

Holly Golightly Philosophy 

The idea that a woman should not wear diamonds before the age of forty. Based on Holly Golightly's motto in Breakfast at Tiffany's, played by Audrey Hepburn.
girl #1: Check out those diamonds! You should get them, you just got your sweet sixteen B-Day money!
girl #2: No way, I live by the Holly Golightly Philosophy.

Holy Potato 

The Holy Potato is made up of three minor potatoes. The Baked Potato, The Sweet Potato, and The Unchanged Potato. The Baked Potato is the being of willpower, The Sweet Potato is the master of wisdom, and The Unchanged Potato is the mind of knowledge. These three spirits combined make the Holy Potato, one organism that lives is the dimension between dimensions.
Do not take The Holy Potato's name in vain.
Holy Potato by GrateKeeper October 1, 2014