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adjective used by filthy bitter pre-pubescent little boys, ashamed and embarrased that they will never grow penises. It is commonly used to disguise a broad jealousy for real men who take responsibility for their own lives, instead of sponging off mummy and daddy until their microscopic dicks shrivel up.
1) I wish I had enough Hollocks to be a Real man like luigi.

2)If only I had something better to do other than make up words like Hollocks, or play on my computer.

3) Hollocks! They won't let me in Cafe nero because unaccompanied children rnt allowed. Oh and, I wish I was Luigi.
hollocks by I wish i was Luigi April 5, 2005
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Hollock Day 

This 'holiday' began on Socom II (EU) by the clan EHS. Hollock day is on the 9th of January, this day is very special for some people, it's like Christmas, but when you're not allowed to piss people off on hollock day, your hollock day is ruined, Created by MISTER PIGGY and Slayerke!
Happy Hollock Day EHS !
Have a Happy Hollock Day
Hollock Day by Christophe F July 31, 2008
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

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"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
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