.....why would you want to spend so much money on ripped-up jeans that are basically the same ones you can get at Wal-Mart...? tsk tsk. typical queers...er i mean preps.....stupid faggot asses...and none of the bitchy preps that wear Hollister clothes even surf. its supposed to be a surf company, right?
by screw u bitch April 4, 2005
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Theses guys wear nothing but hollister and are well... perfect!!! they make great boy friends and always look/smell nice!!!
DUDE!! Check out that Hollister whore!!! He's soo hot!
by Alliey May 15, 2006
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1) A lower priced west coast version of Abercrombie & Fitch

2) A cool store mostly aimed at surf bums & people looking for a taste of California. Actually named after a hick town south of Frisco, it was first established by a South Pacific sailor named John M. Hollister in 1922 in Laguna Beach, California as a store for the sale of South Pacific goods. Later established as a surf store for apparel & equipment in 1953 by John Hollister Jr. then turned into the present day Hollister chain in 1977 following John Jr.'s death in a surfing accident.
Surf bum shop, California apparel

Hollister Co. is one of the coolest shops for surf apparel around.
by Joe the Slow June 14, 2007
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A Cock Hollister is a person who wears a lot of Hollister brand clothing and sucks a lot of dicks.
That blond in the Hollister sweater, she sucks a lot of dicks. A real Cock Hollister.
by Csatt' July 2, 2017
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1. A salesman/woman who work at Hollister who do not carry out task the promised to do for friends, in which case; cause anger, sadness and many other negative emotions to the person upon which said promise was made.

2. Shit at Gears of War

3. General Cunt that works at Hollister

4. Cunt.
A man, (hypothetical of course) lets call him David, promised a friend, lets call him Nico, to bring a set of £300 pound headphone that have been waited for, for over a month to university so said friend can pick them up. Upon leaving David Hollister Cunt decides to leave them at home and instead bring lots of useless hair products and a signed portrait of himself to pin on his ceiling.
by Headphoneless May 2, 2011
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A tall man who is very talented at playing the violin. He likes to run in his spare time while wearing blue booty shorts. Hollister (and sometimes Abercrombie) gives him the power to be so awesome at the violin. If there's ever a day when he doesn't wear Hollister, he completely sucks at life.
Hollister Man really sucks at playing today. Maybe it's because he isn't wearing Hollister?
by Andrea1461 October 8, 2008
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A type of mid-life crisis where persons over the age of 18, but usually in their mid-20s to early-30s, start to freak out that they are aging and not getting any younger, so they compensate by wearing Hollister Co. clothing. Bear in mind that Hollister Co., by the company's own definition, sells apparel targeted to the 14 to 18 year old age demographic. So when you see that creepy 27 year old guy walking in the mall wearing a Hollister Co. t-shirt, try not to laugh too hard. He's just having a Hollister Life Crisis.
Mike had just turned 25 years old and started freaking out that he was no longer "young and hip" like the teenyboppers. He felt if he wore some clothing like the kind his 15 year old little brother wore, he could recapture some of his youth. So he went to Hollister Co. and bought some new outfits for himself. He thought he was cool, but most of the high school kids thought he was a creepy old dude trying to act young. He was having a Hollister Life Crisis.
by D.L. Crosse November 14, 2007
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