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Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Taking matters into your own hands
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
"Jeremy, finding himself all alone, with a ready supply of porn, decided to take his sausage hostage."
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 05, 2003
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Donkey Punch Plush

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Roughing up the witness.
A date with Rosy Palm and her five sisters.
Washing the goose's neck.
by Anonymous September 27, 2003
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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Instead of holding the sausage hostage, I decided that I'd be roughing up the suspect.
by blotter November 17, 2003
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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