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Holding D 

Standing around, wasting time or otherwise not attending to responsibilities at hand. Holding D alludes to holding the male member, or dick.
"Quit holding D and wash the dishes." "Hey, since you're not doing anything, why don't you stand between the two of us, hold our Ds and pretend that you're skiing." "Drop your D and pick up your hooves. We've got S to do."
Holding D by Der Künstler January 16, 2006
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holding deal

A TV network paying an actor not to go elsewhere while they are trying to locate a project to star him.
Kirsty got a wonderful holding deal from NBC.
holding deal by Golan March 17, 2005

Holding down the fort

Thanks for holding down the fort

every other piano player ._.

Holding Ducks 

Fred: Man I heard you are out here holding ducks.
Jason: I was gonna tell you but I couldn't say anything yet

Holding Dicks 

The act of being a good sport, taking the bullet, being a team player, etc.
"Oh yeah, Eric? That dude was holding dicks all list night!"
Holding Dicks by Orcah May 15, 2020

February 28 National holding hands day 

Hold hands with the person you love!!

Holding My Dick

Waiting for something to happen or for your turn. Coined to describe male porn actors who wait on the sidelines for their scene, Literally holding their dicks.
I wish I could study right now, but my books haven't arrived yet so I'm stuck here holding my dick.

Don't just stand there holding your dick, get a box and help me move.

If you don't plan on getting that bitch pregnant, you'd better hold your dick or stick it in her butt, else you'll wind up her babydaddy.
Holding My Dick by Scnd January 24, 2011