Top Definition
Someone that either:

A. Likes to incorporate as many vowels in one word as possible.

B. has a fucked up speech impediment.

C. Really likes attention or just simply has downz.
Stew: Hey Davey, wanna go to my farm after school and roide one of my Hoises?
#hoise #hoises #hoiseys #hoisee
by Tcoolness (chea) February 06, 2010
Hoises is a term used to describe sounds commonly heard in the household (ie. "house noises"). Some examples might include the drip of a leaky faucet, a creaking door, the pinging of a radiatior, or even the eternal moan of whatever restless spirit that may happen to reside there. Older houses or buildings are usually more susceptible to hoises, but this isn't always the case.
The old mansion on Butternut Hill is full of strange and unnerving hoises; we didn't want to stay there any longer.

#house #noises #creaking #dripping #sound
by Bravestarr July 24, 2006
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