Hoises is a term used to describe sounds commonly heard in the household (ie. "house noises"). Some examples might include the drip of a leaky faucet, a creaking door, the pinging of a radiatior, or even the eternal moan of whatever restless spirit that may happen to reside there. Older houses or buildings are usually more susceptible to hoises, but this isn't always the case.
The old mansion on Butternut Hill is full of strange and unnerving hoises; we didn't want to stay there any longer.

by Bravestarr July 25, 2006
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Someone that either:

A. Likes to incorporate as many vowels in one word as possible.

B. has a fucked up speech impediment.

C. Really likes attention or just simply has downz.
Stew: Hey Davey, wanna go to my farm after school and roide one of my Hoises?
by Tcoolness (chea) February 6, 2010
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A reaction for something like instead of saying "omg" or "oh my gosh", you say hoise! It is also a describing word like "OH MY SO GOOD" instead you would say "OH MY SO HOISE" you say it when you agree with something to the extreme
Makayla: my mom made us fruit tray and said she wants us hanging out at the pool all day
Eden: So hoise so hoise
by marg del September 26, 2023
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