Top Definition
The sound a mans penis makes when they stick it inside an empty bottle and proceed to 'have their way' with it.
by Anonymous May 17, 2003
A sound made while pinching someone's bum when they are not expecting it. Each pinch is worth a hoink.
Watch me pinch Katy's Bum as she stands in line for a hot dog... Hoink hoink hoinkkkkkk (that's two good pinches and one handful pinch)
by Krazy Kwueen May 01, 2015
A word variable; can be substituted for any other word in existence.
Go hoink yourself;
Give me a good hoinking;
Hoink on someone else's lawn;
Hand over the hoinker;
When was the last time you hoinked a beaver?
blathemsac, to be a
You are such a blathemsac!
by omg May 17, 2003

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from We'll never spam you.