hoffnar 

A short, fat kid who points out the negative in others to boost his own already low self-esteem.

***In front of girls***

Hoffnar: "Hey Craig..how much do you weigh now?"
Craig: "I weigh about 200 even"
Hoffnar"Ha did you hear that ladies?? Craig is so fat! I only way 190!"

***Even though Craig is 5 inches taller***

hoffnar by wsuBlaze December 1, 2006

hofnar 

acronym for Hard On For No Apparent Reason

He alwayse sits there with a hofnar.

hofnar by PYRO November 20, 2002

HOFNAR 

An acronym for Hard On For No Apparent Reason.

I was sitting in church and realized I had be biggest HOFNAR. I have no idea why.

HOFNAR by Fast Gil October 26, 2009

Hoffar

Another word for a quitter.

Hey man, don't pull a Hoffar and leave without your two weeks notice.

Hoffar by TrapRat February 8, 2015

hofnar 

acronym for "hard on for no apparent reason"

Dude I was so embarrased in English class I get a huge hofnar!

hofnar by mgod May 30, 2006

Dalton Hoffart 

He is crazy. Always makes gay jokes, and we all think he actually is gay. He is probably straight, but you'd never know. He has pretty decent looks, and is nice and well mannered in front of adults. He loves baseball, and is pretty good at it.

Dalton Hoffart is a crazy--

duh.

Dalton Hoffart by pleasestopidek October 1, 2019

hofnar 

common among middle and high school age males. Acronym standing for Hard On for No Apparent Reason.

I can't go to the chalkboard to answer that question, I have a hofnar!

hofnar by fellmysminger October 23, 2009