A term used when David Hasslehoff, one of the few men who can fight Chuck Norris and live, is hassled in a way that makes David Hasslehoff angry. The only way to make David Hasslehoff happy again is to summon Billy Mays and have him advertise Orange-Glo for David Hasslehoff's awesome Orange tan. Unfortunately, Billy Mays has passed away, leaving no known repercussion against Hassling the Hoff. All those within a 50 mile radius all climax in an orgy of pleasure, and then die.
by Super_Darky_Malarky September 20, 2009
the girl: ''Hey Jordan!!! :)"
Jordan Hoff: *throws ball at her face and makes her cry in front of everyone"
Jordan Hoff: *throws ball at her face and makes her cry in front of everyone"
by ....bully December 9, 2019
Verb.
To make a melodramatic exit when things don't go your way, a la David Hassellhoff on America's Got Talent.
To make a melodramatic exit when things don't go your way, a la David Hassellhoff on America's Got Talent.
by Earl Sharrow February 28, 2008
by Wilzee April 13, 2006
Noun. The act of overwhelming an individual via email with a picture of David Hasselhoff. One of the first such blitzes included the very famous psychedlic Speedo shot, wherein the viewer was left speechless and subsequently declared that they felt "blitzed by the Hoff". See also Hasselhoffing.
by May O'Mahoney December 12, 2006
to 'pull a Hoff' refers to the actions and mannerisms of David Hasselhoff; to be a highly functioning alcoholic.
Miranda and Elysia had no intentions of pulling a Hoff last night, but when they woke up in the morning NOT feeling like P. Diddy, they knew they'd pulled a Hoff.
by number#2 August 29, 2010
by the birds and trees February 23, 2007