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The best people around. Hoelzli's are good-looking, friendly, amazing and gorgeous. Hoelzli's can come with any different sort of hair color or style and be any type of bodyshape. They are extremely rare and hard to catch but once you catch one they are extremely loyal and faithful until they die.
Person 1: Have you seen a Hoelzli?

Person 2 : Yeah! I forget her first name, but she was THE best person i've ever met.
Hoelzli by meow2019cats December 25, 2012
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hoellister 

Hoellister means that paige hollister is a hoe who likes to be tossed by her best friend kate
Kate was giving paige a hoellister when paige accidently crapper herself
hoellister by chocolatecat April 22, 2005
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Stink lines

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I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
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The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
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Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012