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Any place that is encompassed by a sea of hoes, sluts, skanks, or whores. Thongs viewable in everyone's peripherals. An ocean filled with women (of the slut variety).
Many a man has wished to venture into the realm of the Hoecean, only to be drowned by the amount or engrossing eye candy, that they are mentally overpowered when all that blood shifts to their southern regions.

Common Hoecean locations: Public high schools, twilight book readings, Dance Clubs, Bars, and Taylor Swift Concerts.
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Term used to describe a target-rich environment, specifically large urban areas or college campuses with a veritable "ocean of hoes."

When a male is upset about a particular ho, then he can be reassured by reminding him that there are other hoes in the sea, or in the hocean.

I went to the Democratic National Convention and as soon as I put on my "pro-choice" pin the convention center turned into a hocean.
hocean by TheTheTheThe October 17, 2008
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When you line up your lady’s arsehole with cocaine, and she farts while you sniff the white cloud of eruption at the same time
Get the baggies and da hoes, we are having a hoecano party tonight boys
Hoecano by Leisyloo June 17, 2021
A term coined by the Worleys in the late 1900s. A slightly more affectionate way to point out someone’s hoe behavior. Typically used as a term of endearment.

It grows on a hoestalk and can be made into a hoebiscuit.
Mark, quit being such a hoebean or I’m going to put you out on the corner.
hoebean by Justcallme_Julie October 23, 2023

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026