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(adj.) Something that is viewed with suspicion and/or cornyness, (i.e. a hokey sales pitch)
That was one hokey-ass movie we just saw.
hokey by Patrick January 27, 2004

sideways hokey pokey

the act of having sex
"damn that chick is hot, i'd do the sideways hokey pokey with her all night long."
sideways hokey pokey by bernsy February 27, 2008

Hokey Dina! 

Hokey Dina! Did you see the size of that cockroach?
Hokey Dina! by Tammy Martinez January 12, 2009

hokey pokey 

a satanic ritual which requires one to put the right foot in and then the right foot out.Put the right foor in and shake it all about. Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. And thats what it all about.
Teachers in schools perform satanic rituals by making students do the hokey pokey.
hokey pokey by steven Lee May 13, 2004

Horizontal Hokey Pokey 

The act of or engaging in Sex.
"I walked into my house and i could tell my parents were doing some c-razzzzzy horizontal hokey pokey!"

Do the hokey pokey

Have a cone.
Australian Citizen 1: Oi Davo! Let's go Do the hokey pokey and get turnt around!
Australian Citizen 2 (Davo): Sounds farkin skitz! I am stingin for a cone.