When any combination of 3 of more people (male(s) and or female(s)) urinate on someone while one of the them is brushing the person getting pee'd on. Much like a car wash.
by valorcco June 17, 2010
An elementary, middle and high school located in Hoboken, New Jersey that has a gay pricipal. Therefore, the school is gay.
by HCSUCKS December 8, 2008
Hoboken Squat Cobbler involves a naked man sitting down on a pie and wiggling around. Crying may or may not be involved. It’s a fetish.
by mcallirm April 28, 2016
A sexual fetish act involving a single person and a pie or cake. The participant begins by sitting or dipping his/her rear end into the Pie. They then proceed to wiggle around their rear in the pie until it is completely destroyed.
Susie: What do you want to do when I come over later?
Bobby: How about the same thing we did after dinner last weekend?
Susie: Hoboken Squat Cobbler?
Bobby: Now we're talking. I'll grab a banana cream & a strawberry rhubarb from our fav bakery on the way home from the office.
Bobby: How about the same thing we did after dinner last weekend?
Susie: Hoboken Squat Cobbler?
Bobby: Now we're talking. I'll grab a banana cream & a strawberry rhubarb from our fav bakery on the way home from the office.
by JLCNY25 February 27, 2016
From AMC's Better Call Saul, a Hoboken Squat Cobbler involves a naked man sitting down on a pie and wiggling around. Crying may or may not be involved. It’s a fetish. Synonyms include the Full Moon Pie, the Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man.
by OliveHoliday February 25, 2016
He makes Hoboken squat Cobbler videos for his patron.
by Replicant84 April 21, 2016
The fetish of sitting in pies and wiggling around in them. Variations may include fully clothed or naked, and or crying.
by beef nugget February 23, 2016