Top Definition
a very drunk short sorority girl. Usually under 5'3. smells like fake uggs and boones farm. In order to hook up with her you must have a bac of 2.0 or higher

Dude blacked out last night woke up with a hoboglobin, she looked like an elf
by kopsteinthemopstein February 23, 2009

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