Hobbleu 

Just like female, male, and transgender are all genders, so is hobbleu. The most defining characteristic of a hobbleu is that they have no idea what you're talking about when you call them one.

More typically defined as the third gender.

Bob: "Jane, you really look like a hobbleu today."
Jane: "What's a hobbleu?"
Bob: "Yup, definitely a hobbleu..."

Hobbleu by comeonsing January 18, 2011

Hobblestork 

a morbidly obese, usually hispanic in nature, fiend of a person who doesn't understand the concept of weight or hygiene, and usually dwell in the depths of wal-mart. Their degree of hobblestork can vary in range from lvl 1-100; level 100 being the most repulsive and grotesque of the storks.

How come every time we go to walmart, there's always a greasy flock of hobblestorks parading around like it's some kind of zoo?

Hobblestork by Dawija February 22, 2011

Hobblecocker 

Someone who rides too much dick and in result hobbles to get around.

Greg: That girl is hot, but she walks funny!
Darron: Yeah, she is, but she smashed the whole crew last week.
Greg: Daaammmnnn, what a hobblecocker.

Hobblecocker by globalcumdumpster October 9, 2016

Corn-Hobble 

v: To hit someone with a fish.

Jessie: She wouldn't give me my sunglasses back, so I decided to corn-hobble her.

Rick: CORN-HOBBLE'D!

Jessie: Yes. Yes she was.

Corn-Hobble by Millertime!! April 14, 2010

Gosewisch Hobble 

Pronounced Gos-Which. It is the phrase used to describe a female who is so drunk that she eventually starts hobbling everywhere. The Gosewisch Hobble usually results in embarrassing antics, and is a hobble in which the female's weight cannot be supported by her own ankles, which ultimately leads her to resemble the Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Dude, did you see Sarah last night? She got so drunk that the Gosewisch Hobble was in full force. I've never seen someone embarrass themselves as much as she did last night.

The Gosewisch Hobble that the girl had last night was so unattractive and lame that she looked like she was super hammered.

Gosewisch Hobble by CJ Michaels June 19, 2013

hobblebush 

A bush hikers tend to trip over in North Dakota.
Usually found in February

That lorse, Dominic, tripped over that hobblebush.

hobblebush by no other names available February 12, 2009

Hobblesquatch 

Sexual position of placing the female partner on her back while moving her legs over her body. With feet flat on both sides of the female, the male partner then squats above her legs placing the penis straight down into her vagina. With a “Z in the knee” the male partner then squats down and continues to penetrate her.

Sometimes my old lady and me we get bored and Hobblesquatch.

Hobblesquatch by Bigpapasnoop July 30, 2008