HM customs & excise

(n.) Her Majesty's custom and excise, who control most of British taxation, and really don't give a shit that it's too much, so shut up and pay, you working class daily star and the sun readers who bitch about the government.

HM customs & excise will amalgamate themselves with the Inland Revenue in a few years.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

Hm

Help me

Girl come and hm, im with some guys

by Zuzulina January 7, 2021

hm?

“Hm?” is used in text when someone is confused or has a question about something that was said. It’s basically the same as “huh?”.

for example, “hm?, what’d u say?”

by DillyMilly June 8, 2020

hm

High maintenance

Tanishk is so hm.

by Adawg97 April 14, 2021

Hm

Hit me

Aight hm

by trophyhoe September 18, 2022

hm

used for questions.

thats it.

"Hm? Where are you going?"

by zenzeni September 3, 2022

Hm

When someone says something dumb
Pronounced as “hum” without opening your mouth

Friend: Dude you know that girl likes you
You: Hm

by Abomination001 July 1, 2019