Hjorth 

A person with this as the last name is a amazing person. They're quite intelligent, maybe not smart in every subject, but smart in the specific subject they are interested in. Every Hjorth is awesome in their own way, and will always be fun to hang out with.

"Hey dude. Have you met that person who's talking with the ladies?" "No, but he must be a Hjorth. You know some people say even Jesus had Hjorth as his last name." "Yeah, that's probably true."

Hjorth by Buddheer October 1, 2012

horth 

its what a 5 year old calls a horse

hold your horses brenden... but i dont have a horth

horth by mattwarr August 4, 2017

Hjortur 

A handsome young fellow who is admired by everyone, especially the ladies!!!

"Omg! There is Hjortur, I wish I was wearing my best outfit so I could impress him, he is so handsome!"

Hjortur by Mr. Wonger August 1, 2012

Hjortur 

a homosexual hillbilly.

Oh no, the Hjortur saw us, let's run before he makes love to us.

Hjortur by John W. Ollis January 24, 2004

Hjort 

The coolest mother fucking name anyone could ever have.

Damn did you see that Hjort he is cool as Shit.

Those Hjort's are the coolest mother fuckers in town... No the world!

See also: winner and kickass walking dead road to survival player

Hjort by Howdydoody June 28, 2016

Horthorb 

Horthorb is the lord of the Green Floaters. Denier of all things fibrous. You can tell Horthorb has visited when your feces is green and/or floating.

Horthorb visited last night. It was an eventful bowel movement. Amen.

Horthorb by ScottSpork May 9, 2008

horthetic

something which is too pathetic for words.

What he said was horthetic. Not only did he falsely accuse her, but her opponent is guilty of the same.

horthetic by dj-bejam February 4, 2010