Adolf Hitler (April 20, 1889–April 30, 1945) was the Führer und Reichskanzler (Leader and Imperial chancellor) of Germany from 1933 to his death. He was leader of the National Socialist German Workers Party (NSDAP), better known as the Nazi Party.

He came from a working class family and dreamed of being a painter, his ruthless farther said 'over my dead body' and so it was that when His farther died he took up his dream of being a romantic painter, & a shite one at that. However his father's voice echoed on and he joined the army were he became hysterically blind, A psychiatrist who helped Hitler during this time has a lot to be blamed for, Hitler was a nobody, poor grades, lazy and hopless....This psychiatrist restored faith in Hitler and told him he could do magnificent things if he chose to, so he did. The reason why I admire Hitler is that he is underestimated, even in his day....he was an average Joe who cared for his country in the wrong way and achieved great things. Plus for someone to manipulate an entire country, German mostly had no idea of the sickness and evil inflicted on jews or ethnic groups aka 'mud races' quite an achievement. I think Hitler and Nazis had to happen, it was and still is one of humanities darkest hours.......we wouldn't be were we are now if this didn't happen. If Hitler didn't do it, some other Christian with his built in antisemetics would have.
Joe Stalin Vs Adolf Hitler both have a lot in commmon-who was the greater man, I say Stalin.
by MagdaGobles June 19, 2005
He claimed that germans are the best, Jews should die and the ideal way of human's appearance is tall, blond-hair with blue eyes. It doesn't matter that he was Austrian, a jew and that he was short, brown hair guy.
by anette.porta March 26, 2009
To rub one's finger up one's bum and then rub the poo under the sleepin persons nose forming a hitler mustache.
John gave Darren a hitler last night whilst he was sleeping.It was hilarious!
by Danny1001 September 25, 2008
when you take some poop and rub it on the uper part of someones lip making them have a mustache and smell poop
Antwain bootleg got a hitler after he was knocked out by calvin.
by jebidiy June 03, 2007
When somebody is sleeping or during sex, when you stick your finger inside of your asshole, gather some shit and smear it on their upper lip to make it look like Adolf Hitler's mustache.
Guy 1: I was pounding my girlfriend and when she wasn't paying attention, I gave her a Hitler. So, I stuck my finger in my brown eye and smeared it above her fuckin' lips like lip gloss or some shit.

by xMetalxRagex April 20, 2009
A guy who has had the misfortune to either be born with one testicle, or has had one gonad removed at some point in his life due to illness, accident, surgery or another tragic reason.
It is widely believed that Adolf Hitler himself was someone who possessed a solo bollock. Hence the song: "Hitler has only got one ball; the other is in the Royal Albert Hall . . ."
Matt: Do you fancy coming round to mine tonight, I'm going have a barbeque, seeing as the weather is nice?

Pecket: Sure,sounds good, who else is going to be there?

Matt: Well only Gled so far, but I've yet to ring round everyone else.

Pecket: Hitlers coming?

Matt: Who's Hitler?

Pecket: Gled's called Hitler, cos he only has one bollock!

Matt: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha silly Pecket!
by Monkeymania September 17, 2008
a great comedian
lolol did u heer about teh holocaust dat hitler did?
it wuz rly funny lolololloololololol
by travislikesginn September 06, 2008
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