Hitch Hiker - The act of defecating in an individuals traveling instruments. Examples: (These range from least hitch-hikerish to the original hitch hiker.)
- Female's Purse
- Friends Backpack
- The trunk of a car
- The back seat of a car
History:
The origin of the Hitch Hiker developed out of an "Upper Decker" gone wrong. One word. Revenge.
That revenge came in the soft brown form of fecal matter residing in the back seat of a beat up four door sedan. It expanded into other various forms of the hitch hiker, some still being discovered across the glob.
However, the soul intent to place the poo in another persons traveling instruments remains.
- Female's Purse
- Friends Backpack
- The trunk of a car
- The back seat of a car
History:
The origin of the Hitch Hiker developed out of an "Upper Decker" gone wrong. One word. Revenge.
That revenge came in the soft brown form of fecal matter residing in the back seat of a beat up four door sedan. It expanded into other various forms of the hitch hiker, some still being discovered across the glob.
However, the soul intent to place the poo in another persons traveling instruments remains.
"He upper decked me, so I gave him a hitch hiker"
"I woke up in the back seat to his girlfriend giving him road head... I didn't like the fact that was going on while I was sleeping in the back seat.. but I didn't want to be a cock blocker, so I quietly left a hitch hiker in his back seat as a friendly thank you."
"She told my friend that she wanted to have my babies, so I left a hitch hiker in her purse to make sure she wouldn't call me again."
"I woke up in the back seat to his girlfriend giving him road head... I didn't like the fact that was going on while I was sleeping in the back seat.. but I didn't want to be a cock blocker, so I quietly left a hitch hiker in his back seat as a friendly thank you."
"She told my friend that she wanted to have my babies, so I left a hitch hiker in her purse to make sure she wouldn't call me again."
by CaptainCheckAHoe June 21, 2010
When a girl is on her knees giving a blowjob and she puts her arm between your legs and puts her hand in a hitch hiking position and puts her thumb up your ass.
by Matt Gilberg (Dream Team February 16, 2005
when you fart and it travels uo your crack and pops out the top of the anus or the oppisite direction going up next to your testicles.
by kevon December 22, 2002
also see stranger A hitch-hiker is where you make your hand go numb and masturbate. Similar to a stranger but done in a car.
by Big Mac March 8, 2005
This situation in which an individual finds themselves armless and also in desperate need of a lift somewhere. Rather than sticking out their thumb in hopes of getting a car to stop for them, they are left with no choice, due to lack of arms, to expose their rock hard dong out from their fly to simulate the same effect.
Man1: Oh shit I just remembered I'm gonna have to hitch hike to the Vietnam memorial service, but I lost my arms in the war!
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...
by TaintedCheeks November 1, 2021
When one partner is performing oral sex on their knees with the recipient in a standing position. The 'performer' then closes one hand in a thumbs-up position and inserts the full length of the thumb into the partner's rectum. Giving the in-and-out motion reminiscent of a hitch-hiker.
by Cpt. Slappy May 20, 2009
When a man is sitting on the coutch and a lady friend comes to sit by you and you stick your thumb out for her to sit on.
by dirtbiker1488 July 22, 2009