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Literally: Pretending to jack off like a guy, by hitting your hand against the underneath of a table repetitively.

Slang for jerking off.
"I'm going to go back to my dorm and hit the table."

"I love hitting the table during class. Really freaks out the ladies."
by Jonah Donut Boner March 15, 2010

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hitting jack off jerking off masturbate table
Line up a couple of shots and hit it.
Guy1: "Yo, man, lets hit the table tonight!"
Guy2: "Fuck yeah! Gonna get shit-faced."
by Aobubblebutt June 05, 2014