Top Definition
Literally: Pretending to jack off like a guy, by hitting your hand against the underneath of a table repetitively.

Slang for jerking off.
"I'm going to go back to my dorm and hit the table."

"I love hitting the table during class. Really freaks out the ladies."
#hitting #table #jerking off #jack off #masturbate
by Jonah Donut Boner March 15, 2010
5 Words related to Hit the table
Line up a couple of shots and hit it.
Guy1: "Yo, man, lets hit the table tonight!"
Guy2: "Fuck yeah! Gonna get shit-faced."
#shots #drinking #shitfaced #drunk #tequila
by Aobubblebutt June 05, 2014
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