Hissoring 

Comes from the verb "to hissor"

When two men get together, straddle each other and simultaneously bang.

Essentially the male version of scissoring

You hear about Nate and Ned? They were hissoring all night long

Hissoring by Hissor-Master July 12, 2010

Madagascar hissing cockroach 

An evil pest that is kept as a pet by dumbasses that looks disgusting. Cannot cause infestations in cold areas, but tropical climates can have infestations, like FL. Fortunately, those areas outlaw the import of those pests, making the stupid pet roach people upset. Created by satan himself. Feel free to break out the flamethrower when you see one

YouTuber: “Casting Cockroaches + iPhone 7 Plus in Molten Aluminum!”

Dumbasses (probably a TikTok user): “this guy deserves a painful death for killing those poor madagascar hissing cockroaches. Those things are bred to be pets and he bought them to kill them 😢”

Normal person with brain cells: “Cockroaches cannot feel pain or emotions. Kill those bastards!”

Dumbasses: “I am actually crying from that video. I have hissers as pets and I couldn’t watch as he tortured those cute hissers. My hissers can feel pain and emotions, unlike you asshole”

YouTube: “This is animal cruelty. We need to give him a guidelines strike and delete the video!”

What has society become???

Madagascar hissing cockroach by Cockroaches suck balls October 23, 2022

historiography

The study of historians throwing shade upon one another's historical theories. Most often the practice involves debating the definition of words in such meticulous detail as to render the historian friendless. The practice is the most commonly cited reason for historian on historian violence.

Matt Fitzpatrick: How did the student die?
Officer: He lost the will to live after studying historiography for more then one semester.

historiography by IlivefortheDnotfortheC September 25, 2019

*Hissing* Klassiker 

*Hissing* Klassiker, is an expression used when you want to indicate something being "en klassiker". Things being awesome, nice, or even generally bad, everything can be an *Hissing* Klassiker.

-You remember that time when you failed the math test really badly?
-*Hissing* Klassiker

*Hissing* Klassiker by BobDaMan28 May 20, 2015

hisoking 

DOING SOMETHING PEDO-ISH

"lolz shane dawson rlly hisoking out here huh"

hisoking by yukinastan420 December 3, 2020

sissoring 

this is a sexual technique in which two girls (usually) stick their legs in between each others legs resembuling two sissors.

"I was totally sissoring my girlfriend last night it was soo hot."

sissoring by seriously guess June 24, 2008

The Anthony Hissing girl

Legend has it that it all started from the deepest place of hell. Quickly gathering the strength to possess a mere mortal, to terrorize any living thing that may cross its path. It had possessed a girl attending Anthony Middle, and her sole purpose is to enlist horror on other kids in the school; through chasing, screaming, and most of all, hissing. She is the true meaning of Satan.

“Ayo, you seen The Anthony hissing girl?”
“Yeah bro! She ran up on me and my friends the other day on our way to Starbucks, some crazy shit”
“Nah bro, I was asking if you’ve SEEN her”
“No...”
“Oh shit, we needa go”

The Anthony Hissing girl by The 8th grader November 8, 2019