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A large, portly man that often omits foul odors due to an inabilitly to wash and dry all skin folds. Often smells like cheese and feces. A male waddlecow.
The unsightly hot dog eating hippopotogut was over flowing into my seat making my ballgame a horrific experience
by Budsperson August 03, 2010