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uncious hippogriff 

A ridiculous hipster who would rather go out and party than stay at home and watch tv and eat non-stop, a.k.a - a FOADIE
Why you tryin to leave the house this century? You ain't no uncious hippogriff or nothing...Get back over here and watch pretty little liars with me and eat these motherf*&king donuts!!!!

hippogriff 

Noun: The result of an equine (horse) and a gryphon makin' love after a night of heavy drinking. Has the forequarters of an avian and the hindquarters of an equine.
Try not to make sense of the existence of hippogriffs, just get drunk and it'll come to you.
hippogriff by FluffyGryphon September 13, 2008

Hippogriff 

Noun: The result of an equine (horse) and a gryphon makin' love after a night of heavy drinking. Has the forequarters of an avian and the hindquarters of an equine. Hippogriffs have been featured in a few works of fiction, including Harry Potter and are present in the WarCraft universe.
Try not to make sense of the existence of hippogriffs, just get drunk and it'll come to you.
Hippogriff by FluffyGryphon August 18, 2006
I heard Andrew got VIP tickets to the mumford and son's show, what a hipdoof.
Hipdoof by MACH33 April 12, 2017
A sensation experienced by larger women, similar to an orgasm. Due to the size of the specimen the nervous system is severely impaired and so the sensation can take up 33 1/4 days for the electrical impulses to reach the synapses involved with pleasure.

The sensation is common in most women above 15 stones, but especially effect midgets.
1. I can't belive anyone would put up with Sally's smell long enough to give her a HippoGasm.

2. June the office is not an appropriate place to have a HippoGasm, you're fired.
hippogasm by mortensent April 11, 2005
Someone who is Elite at various activities, such as Xbox 360 and Life, a fountain of all knowledge and a literary genius.
Wow! That guys totally Hepdog man
Hepdog by 1337mofo October 13, 2010