Hillspeak
Language originating in the hill country and spoken by non-educated and occasionally toothless wonders that includes such terms as shit fire and damn straight and generally only grasped by other hillbilly types sprouted from the Hills also.
Last night I watched Fred and Cal duke it out over playing the washboard during their jam session using nothing but hillspeak. I didn't understand a word they were saying but watching them bitch slap one another was hilarious.
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