Hillmite

A hillmite is a small, stupid, worthless parasite. They look human(ish) but can be identified by the following characteristics:

- creepy eyes
- unprofessionalism
- chewing addiction
- lack of intelligence
- lack of height
- ugliness

If you come into contact with one, call for the vamfairy immediately for capture and extermination.

"I saw the vamfairy dismember a hillmite and throw him in a vat of acid. It was amazing!!!"

by Yan Amish April 16, 2022