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Hey Kevin, want to go to the doughnut shop?

Yeah, I'm craving for some blueberry highlongs.

Me too man, no homo.
Highlong by BlueBerryHighLongs September 25, 2011
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Highlingual 

When you are so high that you might as well be speaking another language because no one can understand you.
Jared: Dude what the hell is Alec talking about?
Mike: IDK, he's speaking gibberish right now.
Jared: Yeah he is definitely highlingual.
Highlingual by GrizzGreezy July 17, 2011

Highlingual 

The belief that, when high, you can speak two or more languages

Can be actual knowledge of the language that was forgotten but was remembered because your high. Or a completely false belief (when their translation has nothing to do with the actual translation)
A "Como estas"
B "Bien y tu?"
A "You speak spanish?!"
B "I do when im high"
A "Ah, so your highlingual"

OR

A "Como estas"
B "Si mucho por favor'
A "What?.."
B "I said im high too. You must not know that im highlingual'
Highlingual by Jay and Day May 18, 2013
Word of the Day on May 19, 2013
Being " high " and " rolling " at the same time. In other words, your under the influence of weed and ecstacy at the same time.
Chris: Dude im pretty high right now.

James: Thats nothing! Im Highling!!!

Chris: =O!!!!
highling by thebadkarma September 29, 2010

All Highlone

When you’re high alone. Duh.

What will happen? Will you get that feeling of vague emptiness? Are you even high if no one was there to witness it? OR are you having the time of your life? Accessing untrecked parts of the brain? Staring at yourself in the screen?
“Last night I was all highlone and I got a word published on urban dictionary.”

“I was all highlone this morning and I just thought... I’ll never find contentment.”

“Haha I was cleaning out my phone notes and I found a note that just said, “Empires fall, but now I go gobble gobble,”....I must have been all highlone.”
All Highlone by tap-dncr22 March 10, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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