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Hillbilly Highball 

A mix of crack, bath salts and 13 liquified slim Jim’s.
Steve “life’s just so boring last night I watch ballers and did a mix of crack, bathsalts and 13 liquified slim Jim’s”

Sponsor: “ohh you fell of the deep end and did a hillbilly highball”
Hillbilly Highball by Milkycunt69 January 27, 2019

Lake Michigan Highball 

Bartender: "What can I get you to drink?"

Person: "Um, I may get a drink in a little bit, but I'll have a Lake Michigan Highball for now."

Bartender: "I'm sorry. What's that again?"

Person: "Just tap water, sir."
Lake Michigan Highball by Ginakakis November 14, 2012

hippy highball 

the way every true hippy starts their morning. A seemingly contradicting mixture of marijuana and coffee.
(Roommate 1 to awakening hippy): hey man, what time is that plumber coming over to fix the toilet?

(Hippy Roommate): shit man i dont remember, i need my hippy highball to clear my head.
hippy highball by noahsimonpeter October 4, 2010

Highball 

Entering a toilet cubicle that has mobility assistance rails, removing all pants, undergarments, socks and shoes before standing on the rails and taking a glorious dump from the high heavens.
I just wanted to feel the breeze between my legs so I performed a highball.

I think I feel a highball coming along, boys.
Highball by MexicanMicrowave March 19, 2020

HIGHBALLER

Over achiever. One who prevails. Conquers steep challenges. Elevates any standard. Instinctively motivated. Talent that delivers. A born leader.
Mining related (where the term actually originated):

Ryan is such a Highballer...he ran 2 drills and managed to get over 500 feet in one shift in bad ground without losing any rods!
HIGHBALLER by HIGHBALLER FAN February 22, 2011

Aldergrove Highball 

Ingesting 2 illicit drugs at the same time or in rapid succession.

The term is derived from 2 words. One being the small skid town of Aldergrove and the other term "highball" being a drink consisting of 2 ingredients. The exact origin of this term is debated by historians even to this day but it is believed to have originated in the small hamlet of Springfield behind what used to be Safeway
Bro 1: Holy. Chad is fucking mangled right now
Bro 2: Ya man he smoked crack right after eating a bunch of ecstacy
Bro 1: oh he had an Aldergrove highball.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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