A masturbating bear gets high, then sleeps for a season.....OR, a guy who gets so high that he jerks off a hibernating bear.
TIM IS NOT GOOD TO BRING ALONG CAMPING. LAST TIME HE CAME ALONG, HE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK AND WOUND UP HIGHBEARBATING AT OUR CAMP GROUNDS UNTIL THE FOLLOWING SEASON.
by RiffleForce May 28, 2018