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May River High School

May River High School in Bluffton SC is a country club for all the rich white chads that live in Bluffton, but its disguised as a high school, half the kids drive here with pavement princess's for trucks, and the other half come with some expensive looking cars, in the parking lot of the school, you can be standing at any spot in the parking lot and there will be a juul cartridge on the ground, half the teachers here dont even do their job, the staff cares more about dress code than fights, and the bathrooms here might as well just be called the juul rooms. People here blow out all their money on shooting dice and most of the girls here are just snowbunnies that talk shit behind your back, If you are zoned here at any point in time, Run. Because you'll know what I'm talking about soon enough.
Person 1: Oh, what school do you go to?
Person 2: I go to May River High School.
Person 1: Oh ok, so that means you've got a juul on you, right?
Person 2: Of course, who at May River doesnt?

cape may technical high school 

Cape may technical high school also known as "vape may tech" is where the awkward and weird kids go. Many who felt they would get beat up if they went anywhere else such as middle township. Kids who go here are call themselves alternative but in reality are goth. Usually have CMTHS in their instagram bio with emojis like "💯🤙🏻🔥"
Sarah: I applied to cape may technical high school !!
Johnny: Same!! 💯 maybe we can talk the same exploratory class! LMAO
Sarah: LOL RAWR XD!!!!!!!!

May River High School

A shitty high school in South Carolina full of edgy white boys who juul constantly, rich bitchy girls who do nothing but spread drama and party, and staff who cares more about people being out of dress code than actually teaching. Home to a giant religious cult known as the Student Section and our supreme overlord, Father Bornscheuer.
Jabroni 1: Where do you go to school?
Jabroni 2: I go to May River High School.
Jabroni 1: Oh shit, you go to May River? What a fucking loser!

Maybeck High School 

A high school in Berkeley, CA, that is known for it's ridiculously tiny student body and progressive teaching ways. Also known as Maybeck High School for Kids Who are too Smart to go to Oakland School for the Arts. Generally occupied by hippies, punks, hipsters, geeks, and really weird people in general. No normal person has ever been accepted into Maybeck. Ever.
Oh, and their mascot is a pineapple.
Look at those Hipsters doing Calculus! I bet they go to Maybeck High School, because they actually care about academics too!

Mayo High School 

One of the three public high schools located in Rochester, Minnesota. Known for it's meme culture and "GOFA", a fundraiser put on every year where the students raise an absurd amount of money in two weeks. Best school spirit out of all the HS in Rochester, football games are insane. Labled as the half ghetto, half pretentious school, as the students range from dirt poor to surgeon's kids. Rivalry against the other two high schools, Century and John Marshall are strong.
Person 1: Did someone from Mayo High School just donate $2000 towards GOFA?
Person 2: Yeah, the usual..
Mayo High School by yungkid\ May 27, 2018
Highmay is a cholo with an interesting sense of humor. He is often on Omegle and into watching pornography. But everyone loves him anyway.
Person: "Oh shit! Who's that? He reminds me of someone..."
Me: "Duuuude..that's Highmay, fool. And there he is watching porn on his laptop while on Omegle...typical Highmay..."
Highmay by MandiLynn89 May 14, 2011