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Hunsinger's Disease 

A psychological condition in which the subject must compulsively purchase clever domain names, based on their availability rather than on any perspective use for them.

This differs from domainer, in that sufferers of Hunsinger's Disease frequently have no intention or capability of monetizing their purchases.

Named for Ed Hunsinger, a computer programmer and well-known figure in Silicon Valley, who is owner of hundreds of clever, unused domain names.
The only cure for Hunsinger's disease is Godaddy.com. Just try registering a domain there and you'll see why.
Hunsinger's Disease by qfr June 9, 2009

Helsinger 

bad ass mother fucker, usually associated with beards. when one is spotted in a bar or other public area, proceed with caution. Helsingers are often very territorial and can strike without warning.
"Is that a helsinger?"

"yes! lets get the fuck out of here!!"
Helsinger by joeburgmanthethird January 11, 2010

hoefinger 

after playing an arousing game of baskegtball, i smelled like hoefinger
hoefinger by blow me33447 December 7, 2005

go hunsinger

to lose one's temper and inflict a severe physical beating on a perceived enemy, real or imagined; to "hulk out"
I'm 'bout to go hunsinger on all these guys who keep hittin' on my old lady.
go hunsinger by marv3000 May 2, 2021

Karl Hiesenberg 

one of Mother Miranda's children/ failed cadou experiments can manipulate metal and other metallic substances
Karl Hiesenberg the man's fate is in your hands
The awesomest kind of people that ever existed. Fun loving, with a good sense of humor, and loves sushi
I wish I was a hisiger
hisiger by Live a little December 14, 2021