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Hickory Valley 

A small town about 15 minutes from Bolivar, TN. There is a cotton gin, two little stores (you can get gas at one!), a post office, and a home improvement store, where you can buy nails that you weigh nd put into a paper bag. There is also a "bar" that allows you to drive up, honk your horn, and buy Budweiser in bottles.

A fab place to do anything in the world and never get caught, because NOBODY is ever there!
Dude, we need to find a Hickory Valley so we can see Mary Jane.
Hickory Valley by glumchum1 August 26, 2009
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hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley 

a redneck term meaning " thats amazing" , "i hate you" , " i am so exicted". nobody knows what it refers to as " the texas valley" , but top scientest have discoverd that it might be the bathroom where a quagina happend.
" i am as happy as a hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley" said the red neck.