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central Iowa where the cattle roam and the flannel runs wild
going to walmart to buy some eggs with the sweet scent of cow shit in the air
wearing cowboy boots to a fancy restaurant
where chewing tobacco is a way of life
the mall closes at 5pm
the grocery store is closed on Sundays
lunch is dinner and dinner is supper
creek....correctly pronounced in the hickmesphere as crick
by VanderKooik February 14, 2011
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