The rare but unmistakable combination of a hiccup and a hippopotamus. It roams the countryside in the early dawn hours feeding on pizza and used carbonated beveridges. It can be frequent and consitant or a one-time deal. Also, when frightened, it will flee from existance.
Wow, that was a hiccupotamus. Tell the animal control and the dietitian.
by Sir Jeff Corwin April 11, 2009